people say bisexuals are greedy but ive never met anyone greedier than a straight man
shut the heak up kenzie
Who peed in your cheerios this is morning.
Don’t heakin’ mess with Bailey, Alexis got her back!
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other